Interesting design choice
Maddie (13): Mom, why does our garage have so many lines and dots?
Me: Um…that’s joint compound, honey. It covers where the drywall meets or where screws are (or in this case nails, because it’s built poorly)
Maddie: Ohhh! Thanks for explaining that to me. I’ve been wondering that a while.
Me: Sure thing, Mads
Although obstinate would also work…
Me: Joseph, you’re being obstinate.
Joseph (aged 16): Isn’t that where you don’t have sex?
Me: That’s being abstinent.
Clear That
Annika: “Give me a moment. I need to clear that from my mind.”
Clear what?
“Uh, you just pulled a hair out of your bra.”
One Long Class
Joseph had a morning dr appt and was thrilled to miss band. But then I told him what time it was…
What?! It’s only 9:10?! Band is a long class even when you are not in it!!!
Where the Counter Ends
Annika: I was on the counter but then I rolled over and there was no more counter so I landed on the floor.
(Broke elbow)
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