Joseph Says | Funny things my kids say.

Driving through DC with the big kids on the way to a DC United game. I say, Guys, look around this is the nation’s capital. Maddie says, Wait. This is the capital of the whole United States?? Actually?? (Uh yeah, it’s the capital of the whole US.) WOW! She says.

Apr 16, 2025

Madeline

Grandparents

Maddie: I just realized if we had cousins, grandma and grandpa would be their grandparents too. I don’t want that, no way I want to share them!

Apr 16, 2025

Joseph

Cartoons

Annika was telling me about a cartoon called Don Quixote. Oh ya? I say, and go on to tell her about a “radio play” I did in 9th grade drama class where I played Sancho Panza, accent and all. She said, no Don Quixote is not a guy. He’s a donkey…DONKEY HODIE.

Jan 20, 2025

Joseph

Sound of Music

Joseph says, “Dad is down there watching the sound of music. Unprompted! He’s singing along, ‘You are 17 going on 18…’ and Annika chimes in, ‘Actually, I’m thirty-five!’”

1/20/25

Jan 20, 2025

Joseph