DC

DC

Apr 16, 2025 | Madeline

Driving through DC with the big kids on the way to a DC United game. I say, Guys, look around this is the nation’s capital. Maddie says, Wait. This is the capital of the whole United States?? Actually?? (Uh yeah, it’s the capital of the whole US.) WOW! She...
Grandparents

Grandparents

Apr 16, 2025 | Madeline

Maddie: I just realized if we had cousins, grandma and grandpa would be their grandparents too. I don’t want that, no way I want to share them!
Interesting design choice

Interesting design choice

Jul 25, 2024 | Madeline

Maddie (13): Mom, why does our garage have so many lines and dots? Me: Um…that’s joint compound, honey. It covers where the drywall meets or where screws are (or in this case nails, because it’s built poorly) Maddie: Ohhh! Thanks for explaining that to me. I’ve been...

Pep Talk

Feb 23, 2022 | Madeline | 0 comments

Maddie, to Annika: I love that you started cleaning up your room. I just hate that you haven’t finished cleaning up.
Maddie Writes: A Couple of Sentences

Maddie Writes: A Couple of Sentences

May 30, 2019 | Madeline | 0 comments

Given strict instructions to write 5 sentences about the world’s most obvious graph… Maddie does not come up short. Six people like chips for their favorite food. Also, the same about of people that liked chips liked popcorn. There were four people that...
Still Rated G

Still Rated G

Dec 3, 2018 | Joseph, Madeline | 0 comments

Maddie got mad at me. “You dumb buddy mommy jerk!” Joseph looks at me and says, “It’s hard when you don’t know any bad words.”