May 4, 2026 | Annika
Overheard Annika talking to her girlfriend, “Bruh, Ms [redacted] has chins, like the 7 deadly chins!”
Nov 4, 2025 | Annika
Annika, why is your bath water blue? I put one of those washing things in it. A Tide Pod?! Get out.
Jul 19, 2025 | Annika
Annika: I read 5 chapters in “The War That Saved My Life.” Me: Great! Must be a real page-turner. Annika: How else are you gonna read a book?
May 10, 2024 | Annika |
5/9/24Joseph and I were talking about music. (Our tastes overlap in zero categories.) I said, “I just really hate country music.” Quick as a whip, Annika pipes up, “What about city music?”
Feb 19, 2024 | Annika |
2/19/24 Maddie and I were looking at a bikini top on Target’s website. Noah says, “Ooh nice. Should I get a matching bikini?” Quick as a whip, Annika pipes up, “That’d be a BIGkini!”
Aug 13, 2022 | Annika |
Annika: “Give me a moment. I need to clear that from my mind.” Clear what? “Uh, you just pulled a hair out of your bra.”
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