Muscle Man

Muscle Man

Jan 31, 2016 | Joseph | 1 comment

“Check out my muscles!” “Oooh! Strong!” “It helps if you have deep armpits.”   
Joseph Writes: Haikus

Joseph Writes: Haikus

Jan 22, 2016 | Joseph | 1 comment

      Ocean Haikus by Joseph Boats float in water. Fish swim under the ocean. Kids play on the beach. Shark eat other fish. Birds fly over the ocean. People get sunburned.       Christmas Haikus by Joseph Decorate the tree. Hang...
Little Sister Forces

Little Sister Forces

Jan 22, 2016 | Joseph, Madeline | 1 comment

Maddie walked up behind Joseph and startled him–he’s rather jumpy so this isn’t actually too hard to do. “Mads! How did you do that? I mean, just walk up and surprise me like that?” He was a bit flabbergasted. I’m not certain...
Cold Isolation

Cold Isolation

Jan 21, 2016 | Joseph | 2 comments

Joseph: I heard this story about a guy in isolation. One guy was in isolation for 50 years! He couldn’t even talk. Then another guy, he was on a street corner, isolated, but his doctors were near by to make sure he didn’t get hurt. He wanted to get...
UPS is Coming to Town

UPS is Coming to Town

Dec 22, 2015 | Joseph | 0 comments

Noah: Joseph, I heard a report from Dulles airport, and turns out the weather is going to be bad and Santa may not be able to make it through. Joseph: No… really? Noah: Maybe Santa can get UPS to deliver the presents. Joseph: “Ho Ho Ho! Here ya...
Shopping Spree

Shopping Spree

Dec 9, 2015 | Joseph, Madeline | 2 comments

   The kids got gift cards from a friend of mine. They were super excited to have their own spending money.  Joseph says, “Can we go to Target tonight??” Maddie says, “I’m saving mine until I’m...