On the First Day of Christmas

J: On the first day if Christmas my true love gave to me…a partrichin pear treeeee…

Me: A what?

J: Partrichin pear tree.

Me: What is that? You mean a partridge in a pear tree?

J: Partridge?! Haaaha. Nooo. A partrichin pear tree, silly. It’s a kind of pear tree…

(I play it via YouTube.)

J: See!!