J: It looks like she’s smoking! (Maddie has a stub of breadstick sticking out of her mouth like a cigar.)

Me: How do you know about smoking?

J: Sometimes, my dad or my teachers make me walk past people smoking.

Me: What? Where?

J: But I just turn my head and don’t breathe. (He demonstrates.) Dad did that once.

Me: Did what?

J: Breathed in A LOT of smoke. It bent his lungs.

Me: It bent his lungs?

J: Yeah but he got them fixed.

Me: Oh he did, how did he do that?

J: Oh, just went to the doctor.

Me: Hm. Well that’ll do it I guess.

J: Yep.

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