“Joseph, we’re going to having a baby girl!  You will have a little sister.”

“I want a brother.”

“No, you get to be the big brother.”

“Oh!” (He likes this idea.)

“What do you think we should name her?”

“We should name her…Balloon!”

“Well, that is a good idea!  You will have to teach her things, you know.  What kind of things are you going to teach her?”

“I will teach her how to play dominoes!”