Lonely Poop

Warning (as indicated by the title): Poop talk. Joseph looks into the toilet…a solitary turd floats.  “It is lonely,” he laments.  “I need to make another one to keep it company so it won’t be lonely.”  He tries hard.  He succeeds. ...
I Pooped a Helicopter

I Pooped a Helicopter

Warning: We’re in potty-training mode. This morning Joseph, sitting backwards on the toilet (thus affording a good view of his man-sized efforts), says, “Mom! I pooped a helicopter! Look!” “Awesome.” (Grunts) “Mom! it’s a bear...