I Pooped a Helicopter

I Pooped a Helicopter

Sep 23, 2010 | Joseph | 0 comments

Warning: We’re in potty-training mode. This morning Joseph, sitting backwards on the toilet (thus affording a good view of his man-sized efforts), says, “Mom! I pooped a helicopter! Look!” “Awesome.” (Grunts) “Mom! it’s a bear...

My Buns

Sep 1, 2010 | Joseph | 0 comments

Joseph was curled up on the floor this morning, whimpering. “Joseph, what’s the matter?” “My buns hurt. I have diaper rash.” “Well, come on, let’s go change your diaper and put on some Desitino.” “My buns are...