May 11, 2017 | Joseph |
“My mom told me, ‘Don’t try to please everyone’ at a dinner party when everyone kept asking me to pass things. I couldn’t keep up and everyone got agitated.” Such demands placed on a wee dinner party attendee! It’s a...
Apr 25, 2017 | Joseph |
Me: Maddie, you still have candy from Easter? Joseph: Maddie’s eating radius is 10 years. Joseph has always eaten the treats out of the plastic eggs as he finds them. Maddie, on the other hand, can stretch her cache clear through to that same holiday the next...
Apr 17, 2017 | Joseph |
Joseph, you look older today, more grown up! Well, yeah I guess, except for the fact that I’m wearing a t-shirt with a robot riding a dinosaur.
Mar 22, 2017 | Joseph |
Me: Joseph, you can’t wear that green Minecraft shirt again. Joseph: No problem, that’s why I brought down a backup! (He takes off the green shirt and unfolds the yellow one he knows will pass.) I know you too well, mom.
Mar 22, 2017 | Joseph |
“Mom, can we go visit Ancient Greece some time?”
Mar 10, 2017 | Joseph |
Joseph and I were walking through a parking lot and one of these bad boys pulls into a handicapped spot. “Whoa!” Joseph says. “Check out that car! What do you call those?” It is like the maroon Buick Century we had when I was young, with the...
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